Tuesday, July 22, 2008

huff and puff cancer, it won't get you anywhere with this pig

the shoulder tumor will be removed today at 2:30. it will be an outpatient surgery and they are going to use pig skin to cover the surgery rather than stitches...which apparently reduces the recovery time.

i can't resist.

dave the pigman. swine shoulder. bacon arm. ham hock. porkman. mr. hog syferd. tonight we are serving bacon wrapped dave with a lovely balsamic reduction. this lil piggy went to the market, this lil piggy went in dave's arm....


th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that's all folks. (for now)

7 comments:

patrick said...

"I definitely smell a pork product of some kind." -----Garth Algar

sarah said...

glad there's someone making me laugh...

Laurie said...

I think Melissa should hand over the Pork Rinds that are sitting on her office shelf!

Oink!
Laurie

Bob said...

Come on Dana, it is 10:30 on Wednesday and you haven't given us an update. We are counting on you.

dave said...

I've had the strangest craving for a BLT every since yesterday afternoon. Hmmmm!

patrick said...

That, Sir. is cannibalism.

JB said...

Wine, drugs and naps. Great prescription! Sending you big-love vibes.